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slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.
Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.
by Snaketoe October 29, 2017
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Slippery slope

Drawing lines regarding who can participate (in society) bad...
Hym "Because it's a slippery slope. A slippery slope that doesn't apply to incels or baby dick because you are a bigot. Piece of shit man hating misandrist."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2024
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Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
by Gaypex October 4, 2019
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slippery bug

"...and he wants to stick it in the slippery bug" --Marshal Sodomy
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.
God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!
by Kozbot December 1, 2017
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Slippery Trippie

A slippery trippie is when you accidentally slip down a staircase in ROBLOX and end up getting free robux.
'Yo mate, I just pulled off a Slippery Trippie'
by pepegapig June 22, 2021
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slippery toothbrush

when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck
Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night

Josh: what the fuck
by scratcher of balls April 10, 2021
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