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Salvatard

Function: noun

Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.

1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)

2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)
Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.

Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!
by JCNJ999 March 4, 2010
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Savage Moment

When people are expecting you to say one thing and you completely hijaak the moment and yell CUNT at the top of your lungs.
Tony was about to call the king a monster, when, suddenly his eyes glazed in a haze of red and channelling from the bowels of hell itself through him there was an amazing ear shattering 'CUNT' instead, the whole court stood amazed and in awe for it was a glorious savage moment.
by RandomBastard November 9, 2010
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savage

the use of someone saying to someone else that they are crazy and a rebel for doing what they are doing.
yo, your such a savage!!!
by Bella_sunshine July 2, 2017
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The Salvador Dali

Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.

Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur

"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
by Chuckfrost September 9, 2011
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the savage life

The savage life refers to someone/something that lives by its own rules and has no leeway or direction in life
Boy 1- ‘she is living the savage life
Boy 2- yup she is hot
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stefan salvatore

stefan is daddy. stefan salvatore is the finest vampire on tvd, also the kindest, he did everything for everyone, he was selfless. he’s also a dilf
stefan salvatore can run me over with a bus and i would apologise for being in the way.
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salvator

A Salvator is the greatest person in the world it's origin is from Berlin, Germany From a High School
He is a Salvator. means He is the greatest person in the world.
by minesotatwin December 26, 2013
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