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Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.
by nob May 11, 2004
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Forehead Shavecut

The most Retarded flash movie ever made that dosent make any shred of sense at all.Here's a line:

dude 1: ...and there she lay... and I...
dude 2: you what?
dude 1: ...I hit her with a beanbag.
dude 2: *gasps* you criminal! society!
dude 1: nooooo!!!
officer: you're staying in jail for 12 years, 12 years, thats such an odd number, isn't it?
dude 1: I like beans!
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by Qrrbrbrbielbel July 9, 2006
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I woke up to some shwanee, and went to ihop. It was a good day.
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"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"
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