shofly

wonID hacks! 66 like no other.

Ksharp = 1335
ShoFly = 66

by Zdan! July 16, 2003

shelfware

Software that you bought and no longer use because you didn't need it in the first place. Also caused when software doesn't work with the latest operating system or is no longer supported by the original creator.

Half of our software is now shelfware after we upgraded our workstations to Vista.

by Rudy Greene October 10, 2008

shelfim

The Israeli way of calling a shelf in a shop

Hey Avi, yalla, put that sufganiyah back on teh shelfim!!

by bochera October 9, 2009

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Sholder syndrome

Shoulder syndrome is when you can not feel or use you shoulder and your muscles has failed to move.

sholder spasm, Sholder syndrome

by Felecia soko January 17, 2013