shiuck

a combination of shit and fuck

Shiuck the damn pittbull bit my ass

by ochoma October 6, 2010

schmucktard

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups

by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013

Shmick

shmick, originating from the word "shmuck" is used as a friendly "insult" between friends and family.

For example when talking to your sister "Oh you little shmick! I wanted to eat that"

by No_Joke August 26, 2013

schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.

Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.

by HRBlock May 17, 2014

shmackos

the word for Fag in turkish

oi shmackos!

by the boss of turkey September 3, 2016