Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019

shittling

Driving while your passengers are engrossed and mesmerised by their phones.cleaning up the puke in the back of my cab after shittling around a bunch of desparate lonely last call Tinder-heads at bar thirty.

Kill me, i got stuck shittling, when i could of been playing the airport, picking up at the Warfield...anything but shittling

by ClearisolFrank December 21, 2019

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Shitmining

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

by Bloodypete November 20, 2020