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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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shart slurper

one who slurpes shart
you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 2, 2022
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Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.
Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
by Draksar July 22, 2022
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Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.
I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.
by Monty Burns July 23, 2023
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Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
by greg9255 November 24, 2020
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Super Shart

When you fart and shit except it's projectile

Branden : Just did a Super Shart

Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard
by zognar12 August 22, 2022
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