When you get a man in the mood and confirm he has a raging hard-on, then swipe his phone quickly and call his grandparents on speakerphone. He then has to talk to his grandma/grandpa with a boner.
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Get the The Senior NCO mug.The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.
by Ur mums mom February 14, 2020
Get the Senioritis mug.The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
Get the Senioritis mug.Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
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Get the Senior Touch mug.The highest of the high school hierarchy and the one at the top of the food chain. They and their junior lackeys often eat the freshmen. Get in good with a senior and you are guaranteed protection and popularity for most of your high school life.
A few of my freshman buddies got picked off by a senior. Never saw them again.
Sophomore 1: Man, that guy is cool!
Sophomore 2: He’s a senior, he has his shit together.
Sophomore 1: Man, that guy is cool!
Sophomore 2: He’s a senior, he has his shit together.
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