Brad Seltzer

A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.

Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer

by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021

Apex Shitzu

A shitzu that doesn't have long foofoo hair and likes to fuck up other dogs because the only thing they understand is violence despite weighing in at a total of 9 lbs. Typically seen as a female alpha and may have a Mohawk or a extreme distrust of GSD's.

Damn, Rehmi really is an apex shitzu. Too bad she still has to hide from large birds and some cats.

by 69oyeahhhhh July 2, 2022

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

giddy seizure

A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.

Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.

I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure

by whizzer going down October 9, 2023

hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock

Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..

by domkeychoker November 25, 2023