secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm

Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"

by Rex Code June 20, 2012

Secret Police

People who are sketchy characters and or people who look like their in a bad mood due to crazy facial expressions, and or asshole behavior.

Nyes sir sir, secret police sir... Nyesss Sir, Sir.

and

Dood that guy is secret police for sure man.

by Erick Duseldor January 11, 2008

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.

You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.

by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007

secret ops

sneaking out past midnight to go smoke weed or use other drugs

We picked doof up for secret ops at 12:30.

by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 6, 2009