screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper

"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."

by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009

blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

by Corvidae January 23, 2004

Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software

Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then

by Arkz September 12, 2004

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

blue screen of death

An error message that appears in blue and white on windows 95/98/2000/me/nt/xp/2003 boxes every time you: read a cd-rom/plug in a usb device/install new hardware/read e-mail/play solitaire/look for porn/listen to mp3's/click on start/change the background/chat over IRC/install any kind of new software/make 'backups' of windows Cd's to share with your friends/type word documents/try to get you fscking soundcard to work/calibrate your joystick/open 3rd party browsers like firefox/compile cpp files/keep your pc on for more than two minutes ect.

The problem is rarely caused by bad memory. the main cause is bad programming, whereby a program (usualy explorer.exe, but other virii are also known) ignores memory boundries and writes data to memory locations allocated to other programs, causing them to abort.

Windows caused a page-fault in module winsux.dll at 0x442298765, 0x656758958, 0x2234323434

An access voilation occured while trying to reference memory at 0x444567358

Unspecified error. Abort, Retry, Fail?

"fo fucksakes!"

by d-_-b June 9, 2005

Screepy

A mixture of Scary and Creepy. Made up whilest being on xanax w33d and fourties. :)

"Ryan you are giving me the most screepy look, it looks as if it is an angry elf, but hes horny and hes a secret internet lurker stalker looking in your bedroom window."

by Christine Williams December 7, 2006

screen share

The act of seeing someone else's screen and all of their online activities. This can only be done when both users have a Mac. A screen share is usually a bad thing, as you can essentially take over someone's screen and "creep" on them.

"If you don't stop annoying me, I'm about to screen share you."

"Omg I just got screen shared. This sucks."

"Stop trying to screen share me, you creep."

by SyracuseOrangMEN. June 23, 2009