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A obsessed Jamaican that can only go around saying play Misty for me in the presence of Misty. While his wife is in the bed room getting down with five dogs naked wit a peanut butter jar. Yelling so scratch your ruining my orgasmo from the tongue licking dogs.
Scratch couldn't shut up riding his bike with the team yelling I know a girl named Misty that we can hack and abuse. Beg her to play Misty fir us .
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.
Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot
by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022
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Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
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scratch

Actual Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
Scratch: Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Hold me close, young Tony Danza, "oh scratch".
by Cosmic_G April 7, 2022
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Scratch

Scratch is a platform where you can make games, animations, etc using blocks of code.
Hey! Check out my Scratch game!

I just made a game on Scratch!

I finally finished my Scratch game!
by kimifish April 26, 2022
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Scratch that

mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
“Dude we should…scratch that… but yeah potentially worth revisiting”
by michael jamison August 6, 2022
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scratch.mit.edu

Scratch.mit.edu is a visual, block-based coding website for children created by a group of people from MIT.
The coding aspect is well made, however, projects only have a maximum file size of 5 MB and any sprite with over 1000 blocks in it breaks your computer unless you have an RTX 3090.

Everything else about Scratch is shit.
Pretty much anything that could be taken as even slightly offensive or mean gets you banned, muted, etcetera. I once called someone out for copying a comment for attention and I got muted for "spreading gossip."
And since the demographic of Scratch is 8-16, there are mostly only dumb children on the site that can hardly snap two code blocks together.

All in all, don't use Scratch for more than a few months.
Person: "I just got banned on scratch.mit.edu for saying 'WTH'"
Scratch user 1: "Serves you right, you toxic degenerate!"
Scratch user 2: "Yet another Scratcher has been banned for a nonsensical reason. This is growing to become an epidemic on Scratch. We need to tell MIT that saying these types of words is not a bad thing. Copy and paste this message to spread the word. #savescratch"
*237 people copy and paste the above message on any and every project they could find*
Person: Hey I got unbanned
by Ding Diddly July 10, 2022
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