sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.

- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.

by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018

Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.

Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.

by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022

sam

gay faggot

stop being a sam

by d4rkgold May 12, 2022

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro

by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022