The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Briget has salmonitis
by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass
"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"
by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.
by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018
