1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 09, 2006
The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.
by Popadamus January 13, 2010
the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 02, 2010
"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."
by Greed3514 November 14, 2017
"Beneath the rule of men entirely great,
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)
The pen is mightier than the sword." Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803–1873)
by TeresaKW August 03, 2005
An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).
by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003
Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.
There is no magic cost-cutting sword.
by Doc Sigma November 05, 2003