Skronk

1)To engage in sexual activity;
2)To have an negative unexpected event occur
3)To indicate a positive result

"Boy I would like to Skronk her!"

"Man I got skronked on my math test today"

"That was a skronking good time!"

by R.G.M. January 18, 2003

Spronkles

Someone who is willing to love and support their friends.

My best friend is a Spronkles.

by Megarino Bobino October 29, 2018

Vinegar-Stroke Checks

In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.

Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.

by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 25, 2004

spronkicok

(noun) A person who has a funny shaped cock

A person who looks like they have a funny shaped cock because they stand in an awkward position

An extremospronki is used for someone who has an extremely funny shaped cock

'You know that boy I got with last night? SPRONKICOK!'
'Extremospronki?'
'No, not that bad.'

'He's a Spronkicok'
'How can you tell?'
'Look at how he's standing!'

by sophiaaaar November 10, 2007

strinking

streaking when you are drunk.

we were so smashed last night, we went strinking up and down the street.

by katsickle June 13, 2009

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009