sloppy slurpee

A Slurpee containing overwhelming amounts of alcohol, particulary vodka.

"Are you drunk and drinking a slurpee?"
"Yeah man, its a sloppy slurpee!"

by mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm April 4, 2009

Sloppy crunch

Using a Kentucky Fried chicken drumstick as a sex toy.

DJ loves to use KFC drumsticks in girls as sex toys so he can enjoy their sloppy crunch.

by Kara Rauman September 23, 2009

Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing

Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here

by ObamaC July 13, 2010

recreational shopping

someone who shops solely to experience the effects/have fun.

Shopping just for the sake of "going to the mall" or "let's go recreational shopping to the outlet store and see what's new.."

by valbon April 12, 2008

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011