Dingle stringle

When one's pubic hair gets caught in their foreskin.

I had to correct my patient's dingle stringle before I could insert the catheter.

by Mrfallapart August 30, 2023

dont searing

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 22, 2017

Pushing on a string

A strategy that is fundamentally flawed and not capable of solving a chosen problem, even with tremendous effort.
In macroeconomics, the term refers a policy where central banks loosen monetary policy to increase the supply of money available for investment when there is little potential demand for investment, such as when firms have large cash reserves, underutilized production facilities, and large inventories and very limited consumer demand.

Gov wants to revive the economic strategy of pushing on a string by loosening monetary policy for the private sector during the slack in the economy.

by mlhiss September 23, 2019

Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

Worm on a String

Worm(s) on a String™ are colorful and fuzzy worms that are, as the name implies, attached to a string, meaning that the "player" can make the worm "dance" using a small piece of white cardboard at the other end of the string. They are amazing.

Gerome: I have over six dozen Worm on a String.
Peter: jesus christ

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

Nothing But A Chicken Wing In a G-String

Used when a skinny girl wears a tiny bikini

Jack: Yo! look at that girl!!

James: She ain't nothing but a chicken wing in a g-string

Jack: oh SNAP!

by KCC WORDS April 23, 2015