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sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.
"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016
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sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
by Jussme42 April 19, 2016
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Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.
She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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ball sock

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today
by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017
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Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.
Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great
by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019
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Cicero Sock

A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.
"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".

"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!
by FrankieWidjetz January 7, 2020
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Rice Socked

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice
Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me
by Cdog25134 January 19, 2020
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