Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.

Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011

rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.

Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.

1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.

by jerksock November 21, 2011

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010