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Situationals

a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.
example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?

friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.

example 2:

good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
by monelisa503 August 15, 2009
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Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!
Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!
by The Wiz! June 17, 2010
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Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other
The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in
by Felonlove November 26, 2020
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Bi-situational

An individual who claims to be bisexual but only is for attention, or for their partner to have a 3some. Will only go as far as kiss the same sex. A branch off of bi-curious.
Alyssa isn't bi, she's bi-situational so her boyfriend can have a 3some.
by Thisgingerhasasoul May 11, 2021
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Shituation

"Oh that's a shituation!"
by laura50 August 17, 2017
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Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry
Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION
by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019
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situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
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