David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015

Dirty Symone

When a girl is extremely horny and performs sexual acts on her period.

Jim: I heard Becky pulled a Dirty Symone with Bob this weekend
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.

by JacobL#86 May 14, 2020

Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005

Simon Fierce

a.k.a The Houdini
The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.

"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."
-Stephanie B.

by Mamma Fierce January 16, 2009

Simon

Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.

Hey man you are a Simon

by bigassppindahouse November 4, 2018

Simon

An idiot with floofy hair (::::

Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.

by Squiddy_Steph July 21, 2019

Simon

A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.

Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”

by Angomango27 September 6, 2019