shitsters

two best friends who become the equivalent of blood brothers, by reflecting on their lives and their shit while they take a dump in the stalls next to each-other...... a strong bond of friendship is formed and remembered whenever either shitster take a shit

M and M are becoming shitsters in the bathroom at barnes and noble by releasing their poop into toilets

by shhhittssstersssss January 13, 2009

shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.

Livin' life shisted.

by anewbeginning April 18, 2009

shistory

Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.

Contrast with mishistory

POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."

SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."

POTUS: "It's history baby."

SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."

by fedora boy February 17, 2013

no shitter

Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess.

Dude 1: Hey, beer is good!
Dude 2: Well, that's kinda a no shitter dontcha think?

by Poke March 22, 2005

shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read while you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joey D. August 12, 2005

Shilters

A term used to express annoyance or shock, can be used as an alternative to cursing. When used with a high pitched tone and an elongated vowel can be humourous and mocking. Also used as an insult. Macgee can also be added for effect.

Cowsie: I'm late for next lesson!
Friend: Oh Shiiiiiiiilters!

Man: Oh shilters look what you've done now!

Man: Oops! I dropped your vase.
Friend: Oh you stupid shiiiiilters!

Man: Oh Shilters Macgee!

by Simon Alnaimi January 4, 2008

Shiterer

A word used to define an item that is usually shite, but on one particular occasion is more shite than usual, developed and first used by x00xEMMAx00x and Tyrannical_Hobo on Twitter on 17/10/2012

My god the live episode of Emmerdale was shiterer than usual.

by Tyrannical Hobo October 17, 2012