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Double Butt Scrub

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
by ungabunga August 22, 2008
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Scrub My Corn

The act of cleaning someone else's corn hole with your tongue
I can't believe the Penguins lost to the Maple Leafs, seriously dude scrub my corn.
by Smashed Planet March 8, 2011
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scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong
by AbyGal April 24, 2009
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Go Scrub A Goat

To Scrub A goat is to say:
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here

When Said with an accent ,

It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.
M:I want my phone Back Retard.

k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,

M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT
by Exgirlfriendinspired August 12, 2009
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1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.
George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.
by Willbro August 6, 2014
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Bahama Brillo Scrub

Delaware Duck Rub given by a black girl.
Blumping is so different down here, I love it when it they top off a blump with a Bahama Brillo Scrub.
by brirosurf November 11, 2009
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scrub ass chat bitch

Someone who is indeed a scrub while holding the title of a chat bitch.
fuck you scrub ass chat bitch kys!
by shon-sama and dureiku-sama December 15, 2015
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