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Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks
Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.
by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010
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the scrambling ferret

the scrambling ferret is when your having doggy style sex with a girl against a wall, then very quickly you take your penis, without missing a beat and put it in her anus. She will immediately freak out and try to scramble up the wall infront of her to escape the pain.
smashed this chick surprise in the ass and she did the scrambling ferret and tried to escape up the wall
by Trennis May 13, 2009
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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.
I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.
by gumby40oz April 12, 2006
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scrambler

while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken
when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs
by josh2010 August 6, 2011
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scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.
(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit
by skeem July 28, 2003
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Scramble

When you crash into someone and a fat security guard tell you to go.

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car
"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car.
by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010
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Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.
Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:
by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012
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