Russian Latte

A former-Soviet sexual act in which two fully-uniformed Spetsnaz soldiers simultaneously ejaculate into a full coffee mug. After stirring they feed this to their pet wolves. Once believed to be a fun way of attempting man-wolf crossbreeding, most admit that they were simply bored. This practice was later adopted by American cafes as a way to cut costs on dairy products, most famously by Starbucks using it for all dairy products since 2003.

Chekov: Nothing happening tonight at the base?
Ivan: Nope, we might as well make our wolves a nice Russian Latte.
Chekov: I've already made two today, but why not.
Dmitri: Hey idiots, don't you know that Starbucks will just sell you one?
Ivan: Well that defeats the purpose.
Dmitri: True, but it's better than getting frostbite on your shaft.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 6, 2012

russian scuba mask

Balls in mouth, dick on face.

I gave her a russian scuba mask

by tablechair43543 April 26, 2014

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

russian fireman

While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.

"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."

by totally not steve August 11, 2014

russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Russian ass crack

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

russian syrup

When you have sexual intercorse and you pull the d*** out and it has her period blood and your semen and it's sticky af

U gave me a Russian syrup

by Original syrup man December 10, 2016