Definitions by TheRealPatty

Red door 

When a girls on her period but she lets you stick it in anyway.

Hey skeeter, I red door Tammi Lynn.

Red door by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

Russian ass crack 

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

Russian ass crack by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016