Definitions by TheRealPatty

Russian ass crack 

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

Russian ass crack by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

Red door 

When a girls on her period but she lets you stick it in anyway.

Hey skeeter, I red door Tammi Lynn.

Red door by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016