royal rob johnson

Self induced injury directly resulting from alcohol abuse

Y’all hear Amanda broke her ankle while drunk at the trampoline park?
Yup, doctor told her it was a textbook Royal Rob Johnson

by Easy E, big up September 24, 2018

half a job, rob

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

Big Dick Rob

The name "Big Dick Rob" can be a title given to any human or animal with a naturally gargantuan dong. The origins come from a man named Rob that had a large penis, he was given the nickname "Big Dick Rob" and the rest is history.

"Holy shit have you seen his cock Martha?"
"Yeah! He really is a Big Dick Rob"

"Hey! There he is, it's Big Dick Rob!"

by FisherPrice1928 February 22, 2017

flash rob

noun. When the concept of the flash mob is applied to petty larceny.

we are going to flash rob the corner liquor store today--all forty of us. wait for text message...wait for it...go

by g___m November 13, 2009

Fat Rob

THE most dignified gangster outside of Detroit.
A true humanitarian; he shits rainbows, squats in alleys & pisses high octane fuel straight out of his baby strangler, into a flask to force feed the homeless brunch. Dreamweaver will have you thinking it's make-believe magic, but this is the real Canadian deal.
You will fall in love at first sight and will probably spend up to 13% of your youth trying to choke down the irreparable damage your ego will suffer by simply being in his presence for longer then 11-15 seconds.

A true blue musical Frankenstein & a real son of a gun.
If you are lucky enough to find Fat Rob, you should carry him proudly in your front middle pocket for life.

there can be no example, nor re-creation. Fat Rob is as much as Fat Rob isn't.

by R.D.K. February 10, 2010

tryna rob

When someone finna take your shit without asking

Aaron: Bitch u tryna rob me

Mueez: nah bruh but u tryna cop a feel for a buck
Aaron: hell yea
Mueez: nah bitch you gay as hell
Mueez: frooty ass

by Muz the kaplumba February 6, 2018

Uncle Rob

Giving someone a Dirty Sanchez to resemble the moustache of Robert E. Lee.

After being given an Uncle Rob Josh looked like he was ready to win back the South.

by Majin February 1, 2007