shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle

I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently

by Catty Pants June 3, 2014

Tandem Rodeo

One chap having sexual congress with two ladies at the same time

Hey bro, after we left the pub past night those two slappers went tandem rodeo on me, I've got clap at both ends now!

by vodkasaurus August 12, 2014

manhattan rodeo clown

When you are behind your girl going at it while she is on her period. You then pull out shove her down paint a clown face and yell "I'M WALKING HERE!"

"Man last night she was mess. I gave her a Manhattan Rodeo Clown, then stepped off."

by Spray and Pray October 29, 2015

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017