republican chess

Unlike the dirty liberal game of chess, republican chess is played by only the bestest group of people, American conservatives. Simply it is a game of checkers where double jumping more than two pieces (something a libtard would do) is prohibited. Liberals won't want to play this game as they can't win without cheating.

A- Want to play chess?
B- No, that's a filthy liberal game. Let's play republican chess. It's just like chess except Hillary Clinton won't try to play winner.

by Pocketzest May 24, 2018

scumfucking republicans

It generally speaks for itself. Stupid Republicans. George W. Bush

George W. Bush is one of the many scumfucking republicans.

by George "The Dubya" Bush July 4, 2006

Republicans for Voldemort

The original definition of this slogan has a blatantly obvious bias. (As will this definition, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (a.k.a. racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all (which is more relevant in today’s political climate). Nothing is black and white, and I understand it is unfair to select examples out of context. But people who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of well-reasoned political analysis: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It is a slogan made to show distaste with a political view, much like the numerous smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition’s author did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort’s, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good”.)

Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I'm gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.

by rantpants November 11, 2010

racist Republican

Liberal term for anyone expressing a Republican or conservative point of view, coming from the belief that all republicans are racist. Espcially in issues involving minorities.

Republican: I believe criminals should be punished.

Liberal: You just want to put black people and undocumented mexican immigrants in jail.

Republican: No, anyone from any race should be jailed if they commit crimes. "Undocumented" mexican immigrants are violating US immigration laws, which is a crime. People of all races should be held accountable for their actions.

Liberal: You damn racist Republican!

by Steveinoregon May 13, 2006

Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021

Banana Republicans

The extremist Trump supporters who deny the election results, and participated in an Insurrection at the Capitol during the electoral vote Counting.

Max: "Did you see all of the chaos and Insurrection at the Capitol when they were counting the electoral votes?
Christine "Yes, and there's no telling what those election results-denying, Trump extremist Banana Republicans will do next either."

by BuffDudeTotally January 11, 2021

smart republican

an oxymoron all republicans are stupid

there is no such thing as a smart republican

by benb1523 April 25, 2005