Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Runners

The Irish way of saying "sneakers"

"I got new runners last week"

by Earthblayde May 12, 2021

runner of pop

ariana grande ;)

Jack: Who is the runner of pop
Y/N: Ariana grande

by ariana runs pop May 12, 2021

Runner Duck

A gentleman that frequents male rest area washrooms for sexual encounters with other men

Riverboat Andy is pulling a runner duck at the Brantford Rest Area

by ClydesdaleCowboy August 17, 2024

House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.

Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.

by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024

Columbian Road Runner

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.

Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

by Ballin with your balls December 13, 2024

Runner

Someone who works directly for a drug supplier and sells at a low price to retail customers.

I'm going to call our runner to do today's sellings.

by bertti November 7, 2025