A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
Get the Roach Clip Dickmug. by CurrentlySleeping June 10, 2023
Get the Roachmug. by justdeffy April 8, 2025
Get the Snow Roachmug. A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.
by HalloweenDJdude May 7, 2021
Get the Lotto Roachmug. by RoachHater November 20, 2023
Get the Roachmug. by Mariah Posey May 25, 2018
Get the Roachmug. "Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace: breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the chill nonchalant vibe.
So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many Busch light, decide to turn the Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track, but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. Then one of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into the curb. That’s peak roaching around.
by Willious The Sillious November 24, 2024
Get the Roaching Aroundmug.