Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
“I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 03, 2023
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quarter autistic

Someone who has been known to be 1/4 autistic 3/4 normal.
Brad, is a fucking Quarter Autistic, also known as QA
by Tyler Kenny June 23, 2008
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Quarter Master

Joshua is the Quarter Master.
by Greenjetwings February 08, 2025
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close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.
I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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tittie quarter

When traveling outside of the U.S.A you bring quarters from your home state to trade with foreigners for pictures of their titties
Hey! I'm from Texas, do you want a tittie quarter?
by Urban Texan June 08, 2021
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Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 09, 2020
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no patterns on my quarter

Don’t fall into conformity. Rather, forge your own path. Seek adventure, thrill, and challenges. Think outside the box and encourage others to do so as well.
John: “Here’s a quarter, try and get the high score.”
Max: “It doesn’t really matter, the game has a pattern.
John: “You go through life thinking you don’t stand a chance, that you’re just a part of the pattern? No patterns on my quarter. Make your own path. Embrace the challenge.”
by GL Bacchus September 21, 2023
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