The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010

pitters

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.

"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.

by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006

Potter

A cute, outgoing, and popular guy. He is the sweetest guy ever who gives the best hugs. Anyone who ever meets and wins his love is the luckiest person ever. He will treat you very nicely, and always make sure you are happy.

I hope to one day fall in love with a Potter.

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puter

puter is a short for of the word computer.

My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!

by petiteash January 18, 2006

A Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is a sexual term which references a man pulling out of the mouth of a woman during oral sex, to ejaculate a zigzag (lightening bolt) pattern upon her forehead.

Hey man! Dude, it was crazy last night. Sheila was sucking me off and I totally gave her a Harry Potter. I hit a little high though and got some in her hair - she was pissed

by Muggle Mouth October 5, 2011

punter

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I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008

Harry Potter

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Yo man I totally Harry Pottered this witch last night, and lets just say it was magical

by jOMMY10241 April 5, 2011