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What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

perceptual distortion

When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.

When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.

by but for May 9, 2018

Percendalate

To stop, and it hurts

I was fucking your mom and she said percendalate

by cjdagoat October 2, 2018

Pure Life

It mean to have peace in life and make more life in the world and never be mad at yourself

The world is so pure life

by X24animation February 13, 2019

Pure Gak

Anything that’s really fucking dope.

Person One: Have you listened to Janelle Monae’s album Dirty Computer?

Person Two: Hell yeah it’s pure gak!

by spicyvegan March 16, 2019

Pure Loaf Plug

Also referred to as (PLP)
A bowel movement so vast that it clogs a toilet without the aid of toilet paper. Considered a prestigious achievement by those in fecal-centric communities. For a PLP to be confirmed the toilet must be flushed before you sit to ensure the line is clear, and has to be performed in a standard flow toilet (not a low flow water saving toilet) and most importantly no toilet paper can be in the bowl.

Tim has 7 confirmed Pure Loaf Plugs in his career. He nearly had 8 but he forget the Pre-flush because it was an emergency.

by Ders the defiler October 22, 2019

Pure Comedic Genius

Not brendan.

"I am the definition of pure comedic genius" said Brendan, the loser
"hmm no" said Ashleigh, the person who will beat Brendan's ass in a duel

by MA DICK FELL OFF November 4, 2019