"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"
by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.
Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...
by UrbanDictionaryProblems April 20, 2018

Joke among I.T. types, vehicle and appliance mechanics, who will write out "ID ten T problem". When substituting the number "10" for the text "ten", the word resembles "Idiot".
The person diagnosing will say "ID ten T problem" with a smile on their face, but they are calling you an idiot.
The person diagnosing will say "ID ten T problem" with a smile on their face, but they are calling you an idiot.
The tech form read "IDtenT problem: Power strip circuit breaker needed resetting. PC then powered on normally."
by Run.Forrest.Run March 13, 2025

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 18, 2024

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.
Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"
Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
