privledge

A mispelling for privlege.

Hey! Use your brain, it's privlege not privledge.

by Cody James March 1, 2008

Privateer

Despite its rather fagged out sounding name, real Privateers are basically sea going mercenaries. They were often hired during the Age of Enlightenment to escort merchants and to fight against the Spanish/French/English depending on who they were working for.

omg omg omg wtf hax, that stupid privateer pwned like 4 pirate ships he is teh n00b haxor!

by Guy who collects bounties on Star Trek fans November 20, 2003

Private Joke

Joking to yourself, that you are the only that could understand or someone you know that knows also what your laughing at.

Lea and Myki: (eating lunch)

Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)

Lea: Whats wrong

Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.

by gugubebe January 18, 2011

private school

A school which rich kids attend who dont understand the value of money and which daddy gives everything to them on a plate and who believe they are intellectually superior to anybody else.

People who attend private schools are unlikely to come across many ethnic minorities or persons of a lower social class either at school or from the area they live in.

Tend to get ahead in life because of the family they were born into and life chances rather than because of merit.

employer: which school did you go to?
employee: I went to a top private school?
employer: your hired.

by mig* September 23, 2006

private swell

When a man is attending a pool party or any event which he will be bare-chested at, and he does numerous push-ups, crunches, and isometric exercises behind closed doors in order to look swollen when he returns to the party.

Brian: "Yo, fuckin private swell right now upstairs, I'll go first, you watch the door"

Jamie: "Ight yo let's get fuckin swollen."

by Meat Dismantler April 2, 2009

privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR

Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.

by Solarys June 11, 2018

Private Figure

A private figure is a person who has significant influence on his/her family & friends.

I never wanted this bag until I saw Sarah with it. She influenced my decision as a private figure.

by Sghrrr February 5, 2021