Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

Pester Tagger

Class A attention whore who tags everyone and their dog when uploading a photo/video/anything in the world ever.

Did you see the music video that dude shared on twitter? He pester tagged about 20 people about 6 times asking them to share it. What a desperate ass loser.

She posted a selfie and tagged the whole school. She's a pester tagger.

by Indiigo May 20, 2017

polterglitter

Natural phenomena experienced transcendently in the form of a glistening load of afterlife- A special variant of ectoplasm, exercised erotically in the supernatural world.

When he awoke, he found blood and polterglitter all over the bathroom stall.

by lunarmoffs July 21, 2017

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

Pogternet

When your internet is good enough to pog.

Friend: "Yo, how are you able to download princess zelda nsfw so fast?"
You: "It's because I got pogternet"

by butt458384 May 2, 2020

pooter scooter

vagina.

yo i f'ed yo mom in her pooter scooter!

by dopeasfnidi November 5, 2020

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020