Poser Pro 

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"

Poser Pro by razed November 2, 2007

Poser Mobile 

T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)

T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.

Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!

If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)

Poser Mobile by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

poser prep

Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.

Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.

poser prep by megan a. September 1, 2007

poser punk 

A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.

Shopping at Hot Topic makes you see a superfluous amount of poser punks.

poser punk by Rue March 29, 2003

Poser Muslim 

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

Poser Muslim by Not Wake February 29, 2008

poser punk 

trendy bastards that have rich parents and want to be noticed.and they might have a half mohawk.

you.your dog.your mom.

poser punk by no November 19, 2003

poser horns

The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.

Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)

Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)

poser horns by Johnny B. Money October 30, 2007