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Porchenit

Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!
We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?
by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022
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Porchy

A term used to express that you are tired/exhausted or a demonstration of the lack of enthusiasm. It has been appropriated from the phrase "turned the porch light off".
Man 1: I cannot be bothered
Man 2: Yeah, porchy.
by rendaddy<3 August 16, 2022
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Porch Pop Season

An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”

“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”

“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”

“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
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Porch

"Wow, they're really porch."
"Daniel is not being porch right now."
by PinkEmeraldd January 22, 2023
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Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.
A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.
by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023
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Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body
Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!
by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
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Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person
by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023
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