Poopsicle

A Poopsicle is the instrument that is being used during a blumpkin.

My poopsicle gets sucked on while I’m getting a blumpkin.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

A poopsicle is frozen shit and ice that animals eat in the wild like a popsicle.

I seen a deer licking a poopsicle! It’s teeth were completely brown.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

Def 1: A frozen piece of poop, on a stick.

Def 2: A rude person

Def 1: "Dang man, someone would have to pay me a million dollars to eat a poopsicle."

Def 2: "Charlie is such a poopsicle, he went to the homeless shelter just to stare at them."

by tinyperson May 19, 2022

Poopsicle

Poop flavored ice cream.

Dumb bastard:Omg did you try poopsicle yet?

Donald duck: not yet

Porkie pig: i-i-its the b-b-b-best e-e-e-ever

Trisha paytas: SHUT THE FUCK UPPP!!!

by Nickocado’s baby mama June 19, 2022

Poopsicle

this is what happens if you cover poop in chocolate and stick it in the freezer

The bully ate the disguised poopsicle and vomitted and cried

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Poopsicle

The definition of a popsicle made out of the contents of someone's poop made as a devine Treet to enjoy on a nice hot day.

Today I am going to get a nice poopsicle

by Glory#$ May 18, 2024

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011