A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
Get the text pongmug. by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021
Get the cracket ping pongmug. when a sponge is so used that it's basically falling apart. it's not even a "sponge", it lost it's actual name. a ponge.
"we need new sponges, this one is so worn, it's not even a sponge anymore."
"so a ponge?"
*laughter ensues*
"so a ponge?"
*laughter ensues*
by ninibini March 24, 2022
Get the pongemug. the last feeling you has with someone Which is probably something like motion sickness. Only it causes you to question your feelings. And that makes you feel sick all the time.
Like a never-ending hangover
Like a never-ending hangover
Omg I am totally Ping-Ponging between jake and Brian. I think I love Brian more though because he wooed me
by symone.2b September 28, 2015
Get the Ping-Pongingmug. by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024
Get the ping pong duvetmug. When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.
by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023
Get the subject pongmug. A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
Get the ping-pong championshipmug.