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police

They're formal job is thought to protect and serve civilians. But in actuality, police is simply and truely bastards. According to journalists across America, Police officers hurt civilians more than they help.
Dude 1: Why did you get a ticket violation?
Dude 2: I got it 'cause I fed other people's parking meter and the meter maid witnessed me for doing it. It's not like it's illegal. She called the police over to ticket me.
Dude 1: The damn police pigs are fucking harsh!
Dude 2: I was doing it because Mancow did it and reported about it.
Dude 1: Yea, Mancow is cool like that.
by AgainstPolice May 29, 2009
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Defund the police

Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it
Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me

Person B: You just got defund the police'd
by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022
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Police Squad

An old TV show with a grand total of 6 episodes. It was the funniest, most creative spoof comedy show every created, and that is a fact. Not an opinion, a fact.
by quagmiregrisdafn May 12, 2012
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Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
by ThomBom November 25, 2014
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internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.
activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.
by Adebayo December 15, 2007
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THot PoLice

The police that go around and catch the thots
Madison ran up to Xienna screaming wee woo wee woo because she was the captain of the thot police
by Maddie rose December 4, 2018
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Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
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