Planking

To lie face down with arms by sides in a plank like position on different objects or in creative situations.

Most popular in Australia.

Started as a facebook fan page craze

Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.

Guy 1 "Yo, Check out Matt on that roof up there, what's he doin?"

Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."

by Not your average sex guy June 9, 2011

planking

The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.

Tom took a picture Bill planking on top of Sydney Opera House.

by Etyman June 18, 2011

Pluck and Fuck

Removing one's contacts before making sexual advances on a girl of below average looks. Usually done in conjunction with drinking heavy amounts of alcohol and having no respect for yourself or your nightly conquest.

Chad-"Dude you hear Larry fucked that girl Kate?"
Tate- "Ohh fuck, dude she is a troll. How the fuck could he do that to himself?"
Chad- "Yeah dude, he pulled a pluck and fuck. Popped the contacts out right on the bar and then just dove in, pretty sure she saw him do it. Shit was nasty to watch."

by Fratin' Tate October 14, 2011

Planking

Some gay shit people do in order for other people to laugh at them. It's thought that it was originated at some gay frat guy's house then spread to all the fucking faggots out there.

That guy is so gay he could be planking all night.

by yourmom999999 November 7, 2011

Plank

A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.

by RealGee August 27, 2016

Planky

The best character from the best TV show ever made, Ed, Edd, n Eddy. He is one of the few beings stronger then Jah AND Shaggy. Stories have been told of the time he ate someone’s car due to the fact that he ran out of branches to eat.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite Greek god?
Person 2: Probably Planky. He’s the strongest of them all.

by Scrimbly Bongus April 24, 2019

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006