Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
by misstara007 August 27, 2021

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!
"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

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by couchplanter October 28, 2010

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.
by moosyude January 10, 2016

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
by that ho December 19, 2023

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023
