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Pet Simulator X

a place where you spend ur mamas credit card on pets :skull:
"mama let me borrow da credit card for pet simulator x" - johnny
by knopka_01 January 6, 2023
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Happy Pet Club

The paradise for pet owners, an ideal and idyllic place of exceptional happiness and delight."
Check out happy pet club! Very pet! Much wow! So interesting
by dogemaster3000 May 17, 2021
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pet cock "rome"

Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly
Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.

Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago

Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.

Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world
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National Pet Day

On April 11 is National per day. Post on your Snapchat all of your pictures of pets
Hey look it’s National Pet Day. Let’s take a picture of our pets
by [National Pet Day] April 11, 2019
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Steve's Pet Rat

RIP our beautiful pet rat

Who tf knows when they changed it to Steve's Pet Rat- April 15 2021

It is now again Steve Suptic LIVE
Great fan channel since Steve hates youtube SO GOD DAMN MUCH
*sigh*
RIP
RIP Steve's Pet Rat
by FatKooter April 22, 2021
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Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!
by LOLINGINMN December 2, 2009
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Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011
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