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Perkinator

An urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. Sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.
Wow it's not even cold in here Alice, but I think the Perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!
by Meester X November 11, 2010
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porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.
Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.
by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011
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parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.
Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!
by zmurf April 23, 2003
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Parking stall

When you enter the parking lot at work, see a co-worker who you don't want to talk to, and after parking you stall by pretending to have to do some fictitious task in your car just to avoid talking to the person.
(Pulling into the parking space) "Oh great, there's Ned the Nerd, whose going to bend my ear again regarding the latest Star Trek convention. I think I'll parking stall by waiting in my car and do a bit of "organizing" and "looking for misplaced items" until Ned gets half-way to the building."
by Mike in Idaho January 9, 2010
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Peaking

When you are about to poop and the head of the poop appears to be coming out of the butt.
Man i need to use the washroom I'm peaking
by GyroDingo January 20, 2015
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Porking

The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.
flapping porking
by LaniPlaza November 18, 2013
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power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.
I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.
by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007
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