penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Penguin

A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.

To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.

Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."

Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."

by Super Smart Male June 14, 2010

Penguin Party

1. A perfectly balanced interracial orgy. Usually homosexual.

When Tom came up for air at the Wednesday night orgy, he noticed it had become a perfect penguin party. Every white guy had a black partner.

by J. Chris January 18, 2011

club penguin

a cool little place for children to interact and meet new friends,simalar to habbo and runescape

penguin 1: hi
penguin 2: hey
penguin 1: wana come to my igloo
penguin 2: sure see u there

club penguin rox

by trfccurt March 15, 2007

Pwnguin

Internet word. Penguins that kick ASS!

The seal attempted to eat the penguin, but it was no ordinary penguin... it was a PWNGUIN! It quickly devoured the seal and all of its family members.

by All for you, Hacked September 8, 2006

Penguin

A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.

Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.

by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009

Penguino

A penguin that I gave my gf

Fuckin penguino saw my gf naked before I did!

by Sexy Cuban148 January 27, 2007