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Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.
by BlaineusKaplanus January 26, 2009
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The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack

Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.

Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
by John Basedowww August 9, 2008
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dolly parton

In Texas Hold 'Em, it is when the player's hole card are any 9 and any 5, referring to the Dolly Parton movie, 9 to 5.
by cerealkiller182 December 28, 2005
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Payson

small redneck infested town, overly populated by Illegal Aliens.
Redneck: Think im'a play muh Gee-tar, maybe one of them nice feller's right there will join me with some maraca's.Yee dawgy!

Alien: Si.Chi-wah wah. LALALALAL.

Redneck:Payson's purdy darn neat, got me some maraca playin fellers, and they'll even mow muh lawn. Yee haw!
by GrimKitty October 14, 2008
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Dolly Parton

1.A random famous person.
2.A very chesty girl.
1.OMG! Is that Dolly Parton?\
2. ISn't it strange how her mother is an A cup and she's dolly parton?
by Knowledge_101 October 16, 2006
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Peyton Manning

The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.

So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.

EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg

EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
by Spikesy June 11, 2006
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peyton

A very romantic man , who has a very unique taste in woman and has an abnormal size d*ck !!
Omg I need someone like Peyton
by DADDYBIGDICK123456788 December 11, 2017
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