Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

Homophobic Paradox

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.

Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox

by Broski909 July 13, 2020

Gansta Paradise Choir

A song that was originally called 'Gansta Paradise'. Although in the very beginning a Choir sung, like the heavenly ghosts up in the song. This Choir indicates something as in either screaming, being reincarnated, or just a joke.

As Jesus, God's Son, reincarnated into the sky.... The heavenly ghost sang the Gansta Paradise Choir}

by The Onceler In Benji's Arcade December 9, 2020

Snipers paradise

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.

Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.

by YAWA June 19, 2021

Definitional Paradox

When two or more words are defined by using themselves as the solo point of explanation. This is also known as “defining in loop,” and is theoretically possible. Although, broadly speaking it is considered incorrect (illogical).

Definition of Chair: a wooden object

Definition of Wooden Object: a chair

This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.

by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 4, 2021

Schumer Paradox

A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.

P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox

by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022